29th December, 2008

‘Twilight’ stars not returning for sequel

Twilight First came the devastating news that director Catherine Hardwicke is not returning for the "Twilight" sequel "New Moon." Now we've just learned that NONE of the actors from "Twilight" will be in the sequel. It's the bombshell no one expected. Robert Pattinson will no longer play Edward Cullen.

"The truth is that our post-film research showed that girls did not find Robert as attractive as first thought," said a studio insider. We couldn't agree more. Pattison has that Michael Phelps short yellow school bus look.

Pattison will be replaced with comic actor Gilbert Gottfried who can bring his own comic stylings to the role.

"He has an attractive quality the teenage girls will love, and he's funny. Girls love funny guys," added the studio insider.

Kristin Stewart will be replaced as "Bella Swan" with actress Nikki Blonsky. Excellent choice by selecting someone who is representative of young girls in America!

***More cast announcments to come soon so check back with us***

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