12th October, 2008
The 5 New Angelina Jolie Tattoos
Angelina Jolie showed off her new tattoos over the weekend at the premiere of her new movie "Changeling." The tattoos appear on her left arm and Dateline Hollywood was able to use digital technology to cleary see her 5 new tattoos. From our analysis, it appears to be a To Do List on her arm and it's a suprising list. We're not sure why she would share this personal information with the world. We're still trying to figure that out. In the meantime, here are her five new tattoos after being digitally enhanced.
1. "Adopt a third world highway"
You can cross that one off the list. Our sources say the paperwork has already been filed for Jolie to adopt a one-lane highway in the African nation of Uganda. It's that kind of generosity that makes Jolie such a beloved figure.
2. "Screw Jennifer Aniston's next boyfriend"
While Angelina is happily married with a continuously growing family, she shows no mercy for Jennifer Aniston. Part of her To Do List is to have sex with the next person Aniston is involved with. Rumors say she has gotten to all of Aniston's boyfriends who all end up leaving Aniston. The latest casualty was singer John Mayer.
3. "Restraining order against Vince Vaughn"
Sometimes they don't go away. Jolie is learning this lesson the hard way.
4. "TiVo C-SPAN and C-SPAN II"
Angelina wants to become more political. What better way than to watch the House and Senate. We understand she has purchased 238 TiVos to record one week's worth of C-SPAN and C-SPAN II coverage.
5. "Adopt Gary Coleman"
Gary Coleman has been in legal trouble over the years. This move by Angelina Jolie will keep the little guy out of trouble. We've just learned that Coleman is interested in being adopted and has requested that he be exclusively breast-fed.
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