23rd October, 2008

Sarah Palin gets someone to make her look smart, Miley Cyrus needs privacy for underwear photos, Zac Efron wants to be a ____ pirate?

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From Dateline Hollywood's world headquarters in Los Angeles, here is a roundup of today's most important news stories on this Thursday.


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12th October, 2008

Video: John Brown "Sarah Palin"

"You ain't in your right mind, but I wanna lay that pipeline!"

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2nd October, 2008

Sarah Palin joining SNL as Tina Fey Impersonator

Palinfey Sarah Palin is getting ready to turn the tables on Tina Fey.

Dateline Hollywood has learned that the Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate will appear on "Saturday Night Live" next week in a skit where she will impersonate "30 Rock" star and former "SNL" head writer Fey.

"We wanted to do something making fun of Tina's American Express ads and we were trying to figure out who could do a good impression of her," said a source at the show. "Then we realized, 'Hey, that Sarah Palin lady looks exactly like her.' And she was hilarious in her interview with Katie Couric, so we know she's got great comedy chops."

Palin is said to be considering joining the "SNL" cast full-time if her White House bid fails in November. "Sarah feels she's just as qualified to be a comedic actress as she is to be vice-president, so it's a very exciting opportunity," said a Palin advisor.

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20th September, 2008

Celebrities sue politicians for taking away spotlight

Scoop A group of celebrities is suing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin for taking a significant amount of attention away from them. Obama and Palin have been turning up on the covers of Hollywood star magazines such as People, OK! and The National Enquirer. The celebrities filed the lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court seeking an unspecified amount of money for the damage suffered over the last few weeks.

"They are not celebrities, and they should not be on these covers," said a frustrated Lindsay Lohan.  "I was caught on camera holding hands again with Samantha Ronson further speculating lesbian rumors, but I did not get the cover."

"I was caught with crystal meth, and no cover for me either," said Ryan O'Neal. "I mean, what do I have to do to get on the cover? Kill a tranny hooker? I don't know any trannies, but hypothetically, if I did, is that what I would have to do?"

"It's bad enough they get all of the attention on 'Meet the Press,' do they have take away our covers of OK magazine? I mean, just because Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant and still a teenager and unmarried, doesn't mean she should get all of the attention," said Jamie Lynn Spears.

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17th September, 2008

Amy Poehler Leaving "Saturday Night Live"

Aww, man! I'm gonna miss her on "Weekend Update."


No joke: Amy Poehler's leaving Saturday Night Live.

According to the Los Angeles Times, she tells the new issue of Men's Vogue that she is taking a break after the November election as she prepares to welcome her first child. And she won't be returning after maternity leave.

"It's gonna be really hard Boyz II Men hard to say goodbye to yesterday," she says. "SNL was dangerous, late-night, last-minute and star-studded, but like any good drug, you need to know when to put it down."

Poehler won't be off the small screen altogether.She has signed on for NBC's upcoming Office spin-off, set to air next year.

"I can kind of confirm that I will be working in some capacity on that show," she said in July. "I don't really have any other details yet."

Next up: The Emmys. She is nominated for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series for SNL.She generated laughs this past weekend, portraying Hillary Clinton in a sketch with Tina Fey, who played Sarah Palin. (From OMG! Yahoo/UsMagazine)

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15th September, 2008

Video: Tina Fey Returns to SNL as Sarah Palin

LMAO It gets no better than this! " I can see Russia from my house!" HAHA

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