19th May, 2010
DO NOT BUY THIS MAGAZINE!
Ive run out of ways to make fun of tabloids and their utterly ridiculous coverage of celebrities such as Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
These magazines just concoct misleading cover stories based on randomly spoken words and photos taken out of context. To wit, see here.
But this is the thing, readers: such fabrications only exist because you PURCHASE the publications. Its capitalism 101: supply does its best to meet demand.
So let's agree to get rid of demand, shall we? We're staring at you, Twihards. Keep your cash away from the rag. Don't allow these editors to laugh all the way to the bank over how they duped millions of people yet again...
I promise to bring you every ounce of Robsten news out there... free of charge! We won't report on any engagement until we see the ring for ourselves.
Okay? Do we have a deal? You have the power to end tabloid abuse of this nature. Take full advantage of it today. Walk right by those newsstands and never look back.
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16th January, 2009
A BABY AT LAST
Kimore Lee Simmons finally has her long-sought-after bun in the oven. The demanding diva and style maven has been trying for a child with her lover, Djimon Hounsou, and sources say the two have finally made magic. "She's pregnant," a source told UsMagazine. Currently, Simmons has two daughters, Ming Lee Simmons, 8, and Aoki Lee Simmons, 5, with ex husband Russell Simmons.
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29th December, 2008
Clint Eastwood’s ‘dysfunctional’ love
Clint Eastwood loves his "dysfunctional family", despite having his seventh child at the age of 66.
The Oscar-winning director - who has seven children with four different women - has learned to accept his unusual private life.
Clint, who is married to journalist Dina Ruiz, said: "I love my dysfunctional family. Dina fell pregnant on our honeymoon. After a few weeks, she said she felt a little nausea.
"She asked me to stop at a gas station so she could buy one of those sticks. She came back and said, 'We're pregnant.' At least nobody stood there with a shotgun when we got married!"
Clint, now 78, also revealed he has no intention of retiring because he still has a huge amount of interest in the movie industry.
He added to Parade magazine: "I just ran into a guy a little younger than me. He says, 'I'm going to retire.' I say, 'Wait for me. Keep going.' Everybody in my generation, once you get in the seventh decade, they go, 'Well, what the hell. I'm on bonus time!' But no, I would never want to give it up. Never would."
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23rd October, 2008
Jennifer Aniston pregnant, coffee house worker is the father
This is a breaking development. There is a report that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. While there is speculation that former boyfriend John Mayer is the plumpher, Dateline Hollywood has confirmed through several sources that a coffee house worker in New York City by the name of Gunther is the one who got her pregnant. It's been known for some time that he has had a massive crush on her, according to friends. After several unsuccessful relationships, it seems Jennifer gave Gunther the chance he has been waiting for. A call to the coffee house, Central Perk, was not returned.
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23rd October, 2008
Jennifer Aniston Denies Pregnancy Rumours
The actress isn't carrying a bun in the oven...
Jennifer Aniston has rubbished claims that she is carrying John Mayer's bouncing baby.
The Friends star's rep denied any rumours of a pregnancy but failed to comment on the reasons behind the 'Johnnifer' reunion.
Jen's representation tells Entertainment Tonight, “Give me a break. She is NOT pregnant.”
The rumour mill has been in overdrive since Jen and John were first spotted dining at an Italian restaurant in New York.
The couple's romance was thought to be dead and buried in August but after several alleged dates and Jen's appearance at John's 31st birthday, the couple seem to be getting back together.
Stay tuned for the latest 'Johnnifer' news.
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23rd October, 2008
Guy Ritchie’s model lust
Madonna believes Guy Ritchie secretly lusted after his ex-lady friend during their marriage, it has been claimed.
The singer was reportedly plagued by suspicions the British director preferred his former flame Tania Strecker - a 6ft tall model with 37in legs - especially after Tania claimed Guy was still seeing her when he began romancing Madonna.
A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Tania is stunning and 15 years younger than Madonna.
"Madonna took Guy from Tania, but never really trusted him that he loved her for herself."
The 50-year-old singer is believed to have told friends she fears Guy would have remained with Tania if it hadn't been for Madonna's multi-million pound fortune.
The source added: "Today she is consumed by the fear that Guy was more interested in her for her money.
"And that - if it hadn't been for her fortune - he'd have stayed with Tania rather than marry her."
In 2001, Tania claimed her romance with Guy was far from over when he began dating the '4 Minutes' singer in 1999.
She also alleged their relationship had only fizzled out "a year ago, a year-and-a-half ago".
If Tania's first claim is true they would still have been together just months before Madonna and Guy's star-studded wedding in December 2000.
If the second allegation is true, Tania would still have been romancing Guy when Madonna was pregnant with the couple's son Rocco, now eight.
When Tania was quizzed on the apparent overlap by radio presenters, she said: "No-one's figured it out so I'm not going to say anything. It might do."
Guy has always strongly denied claims he continued his relationship with Tania while dating Madonna.
The filmmaker has also been forced to deny reports he cheated on Madonna with "a secret lover" towards the end of their nearly eight-year marriage.
His spokesman dismissed the claims as "absolutely untrue".
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