19th May, 2010

DO NOT BUY THIS MAGAZINE!

Ive run out of ways to make fun of tabloids and their utterly ridiculous coverage of celebrities such as Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

These magazines just concoct misleading cover stories based on randomly spoken words and taken out of context. To wit, see here.

But this is the thing, readers: such fabrications only exist because you PURCHASE the publications. Its capitalism 101: supply does its best to meet demand.

So let's agree to get rid of demand, shall we? We're staring at you, Twihards. Keep your cash away from the rag. Don't allow these editors to laugh all the way to the bank over how they duped millions of people yet again...

Utterly Ridiculous

I promise to bring you every ounce of Robsten news out there... free of charge! We won't report on any engagement until we see the ring for ourselves.

Okay? Do we have a deal? You have the power to end tabloid of this nature. Take full advantage of it today. Walk right by those newsstands and never look back.

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13th May, 2009

MYA IS MISS INDEPENDENT

R&B diva Mýa may be down but she is not out of the game. The tap dancing, D.C. native was let go by her label Motown last year. Currently, the singer is working on her 6th studio album due this summer and to be released on her own independent label, entitled Planet 9. Mýa has leaked brand new songs titled “Height Of My ” and “Take It Back”. In spite of the fact that the she doesn't really shine on either track they are still worth a listen. You can listen to Mýa's “Take It Back” and “Height Of My ” after the jump.

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29th December, 2008

CHRIS BROWN GETS HIS BODY BY MILK

'S MILK MUSTACHE
is the latest star to wear a milk mustache in print ads for the Got Milk? campaign’s Body By Milk. “ feat. Milk. Another great collaboration? Talk about a smooth move.” View behind-the-scenes from the shoot below.


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3rd November, 2008

Christina Aguilera wears blue hairpiece in her new video ‘Keeps Gettin Better’




CHRISTINA AGUILERA has done the impossible – made the blue rinse sexy.

The singer dons an electric blue hairpiece in the video for new single Keeps Gettin’ Better, which is released on Monday.

It is certainly a new take on the blue barnet favoured by ladies of a certain age and made famous way back in the Seventies by sitcom star MOLLIE SUGDEN.

Christina’s greatest hits album, also called Keeps Gettin’ Better, is out on November 10.

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23rd October, 2008

Sarah Palin gets someone to make her look smart, Miley Cyrus needs privacy for underwear photos, Zac Efron wants to be a ____ pirate?

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From Dateline 's world headquarters in Los Angeles, here is a roundup of today's most important news stories on this Thursday.


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12th October, 2008

Top 10 Worst Sequels Ever Made

Top10_2We’re counting down the top 10 worst movie sequels of all time. We’re still baffled why these movies were even made in the first place. Did they really have to make a sequel to "Gandhi" and a follow-up to "Raging Bull?"

Justinsequel10. “From Justin to Kelly 2”

A frustrated singer watches his close friend have success in the world while he spends his days working at Jamba Juice and ends up committing suicide by overdosing on Mango Madness.

Battle 9. “Battlefield Earth: The Apology”

A greedy, manipulative race of aliens on a quest for ultimate profit led by the seductive and powerful Terl (John Travolta) spend two hours apologizing for the original "Battlefield Earth.”

Ragingbull28. “Raging Bull 2: The Jake LaMotta Mean Grilling Machine”

The sequel picks up with Robert De Niro as boxer Jake LaMotta who tries to find success by selling the Jake LaMotta Mean Grilling Machine. However things take a turn for the worse when sales plummet and Jake beats his abused wife with the grilling machine.

Hotel2_27. “Hotel Rwanda II”

Where the original film featured the story of an ordinary man who summoned extraordinary courage to save the lives of over a thousand helpless refugees, by granting them shelter in the hotel he manages, the sequel focuses on the same refugees getting their hotel bills and arguing the charges for using the mini-bar and making long distance phone calls.

Sixthsense2_36. “The Sixth Sense 2”

Following up on the original, a boy begins communicating with a delusional director who doesn’t know his film career is dead.

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5. “Gandhi II: Nerds in Paradise”

Gandhi and his nerd pals set out to a convention in Florida, but are unwelcomed by the Alpha Beta representatives.

Gd2 4. “Groundhog Day 2”

A weatherman again finds himself living the same day over and over again.

Gd3 3. “Groundhog Day 3”

A weatherman yet again finds himself living the same day over and over again.

Gd4 2. “Groundhog Day 4”

A weatherman again finds himself living the same day over and over again.

Gd5 1. “Groundhog Day 5”

etcetera

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