30th August, 2008

Michael Lohan to prove he’s good father by releasing naked videos Lindsay, Sam, Dina

Lohans Outraged by critical comments his daughter Lindsay recently posted on her MySpace blog, held a press conference today to announce that he will soon be forced to prove he is a good plumpher by releasing videos of Lindsay, her friend Samantha Ronson, and ex- Dina bad mouthing him while completely naked.

"The world needs to know that I am a family man first and foremost and am the victim of a vicious media assault waged by my ex-, my daughter, and her lesbo friend," told a group of tabloid and entertainment reporters. "If Lindsay, Samantha and Dina won't stop their smear campaign and admit what a great plumpher I am, I will be forced to release a series of naked videos I recently shot of them surreptitiously through an open window. When the whole world sees my family members plotting against me while getting changed and showing off their hot sexy totally nude bodies, I will finally be vindicated."

Lohan added that in order to save his daughter and ex- the pain of seeing naked and clips of themselves spreading around the Internet, he will be selling the videos exclusively on a website he is setting up for .95 each, or .95 for the "TOTALLY NUDE Lindsay, Sam and Dina Three-Pack."

(Photo courtesy ABC News.)

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5th August, 2008

Michael Lohan Says He Won’t Walk Lindsay Down The Aisle If She Marries Sam

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’s dad says if his daughter marries her lady friend Sam Ronson he will not be walking her down the aisle due to his Christian faith. I highly doubt she would invite him anyways, he’s too much of a publicity whore…

Lohan and Ronson have refused to confirm or deny rumors they are in a romantic relationship, but reports suggest the couple is now planning to exchange vows in a commitment ceremony.

However, Michael, a born-again Christian, is convinced the Mean Girls star won’t invite him to be a part of the event.

He tells MSNBC’s The Scoop:

”I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle.

“She knows about my (Christian) faith… She just wouldn’t ask.”

But Michael insists he isn’t against his daughter settling down with Ronson - as long as Lindsay is happy. He adds:

“I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path. If I discuss (her relationship), I say that I want her to be happy.”

Legislation to ban in California was overturned in May.

photo: WENN dailystab

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