19th November, 2008
Sacha Baron Cohen sneaks onto International Space Station
Sacha Baron Cohen went undercover as his alter ego Bruno on Sunday by sneaking onto the International Space Station. The British comedian is working on a film based on the fictional character Bruno, a gay Austrian style reporter who conducted gag interviews on HBO's "Da Ali G Show." Cohen has been crashing parties, style shows and gay rights rallies in the last few months. He appeared inside the space station disguised in a blond wig. The space shuttle Endeavour successfully docked with the International Space Station more than 200 miles above the Earth over the weekend.
"It appears Mr. Cohen somehow got himself inside the shuttle and hitched a ride to the space station," said NASA spokesperson Arthur Mulencrueger. "Under normal circumstances, this would have been considered a massive security failure. But once we found out that it was Borat (Cohen), we all had a good laugh here at NASA. It's Borat. That guy is hilarious. Remember when he got naked with the plump guy in his first movie? Again, since this was all done in good fun, we're not going to take any action."
Congressional leaders are calling for an immediate investigation into how Cohen was able to get on board the space shuttle. But NASA officials are dismissing the calls.
"Come on people, it's Borat," said Mulencrueger.
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23rd October, 2008
Colin Farrell reveals Oslen twins diet, Kim Kardashian has ass reduction surgery, Tina Fey reveals personal body part details
She may have gone gay, but Lindsay Lohan is being reminded of the wild ride she gave to a bunch of men. Colin Farrell reveals his diet that he learned from those rascals, the Olsen Twins. Also, David Gest finds someone his age that he loves.
- Lindsay Lohan reminded of final time she gave a man a wild ride
- George Lucas causes widespread masturbation among fans
- Tina Fey reveals stunning news about personal parts of her body
- Kim Kardashian in hospital for ass-reduction surgery
- Ashton Kutcher reveals big fear in life everyone can relate to
- David Gest finds love again
- Colin Farrell reveals Olsen Twins diet
- World will agree to meet Eminem 's biggest wish
- Gillian Anderson gives sons a lifetime of ridicule
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23rd October, 2008
Sarah Palin gets someone to make her look smart, Miley Cyrus needs privacy for underwear photos, Zac Efron wants to be a ____ pirate?
From Dateline Hollywood's world headquarters in Los Angeles, here is a roundup of today's most important news stories on this Thursday.
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Sarah Palin will finally have someone in her audience to make her feel smart
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Nothing funny about Jay Leno...in this story..or for that that matter...
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Miley Cyrus moves out parent's home; needs more privacy to photograph herself in her underwear
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Beyonce changes her name, but unfortunately her music is still the same
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Shatner: "This isn't a gay thing. I'm not jealous. I have no gay feelings for George Takei"
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2nd October, 2008
4 Super-Hero Show Ideas the CW Rejected Before Picking up its New Robin Series
Many comic book fans were surprised when the CW announced it is picking up a new series called "The Graysons" that chronicles the life of Dick Grayson (known on TV as "DJ") before he became Batman's sidekick Robin. Is Robin a compelling enough character to carry his own TV show? And just how much will the network have to change the Batman mythos in order to create a dramatic series that works in the year 2009?
As it turns out, those are easy challenges compared to the other unlikely comic book characters the CW was considering adapting. Dateline Hollywood has obtained an exclusive development report from the network containing the top four super-hero concepts it almost approved before picking up "The Graysons":
4. Beppo's Laboratory: This proposed series would have focused on the civilian life of Beppo, the Super Monkey. Bepp, of course, stowed away on Kal-El's spaceship as Krypton exploded and gained super powers on Earth. "What's it like for a monkey with super strength and heat vision who has to live as a test subject in a laboratory to hide his secret identity?" asks the series proposal. "Rather than showing another monkey's super feats, we'll focus exclusively on Beppo's efforts to live a normal life: His struggles to learn sign language, his uncertain romance with fellow captive monkey Lana Langur, and his efforts to hurl his own feces without using super strength, which might cause death upon impact." The writers proposed waiting until season five or six to introduce Streaky the Super Cat and Comet the Super Horse as supporting characters.
3. Sub-Heroes: Rather than focus on the powerful and revered Legion of Super-Heroes, DC Comics' teenage super-team from the 30th century, "Sub-Heroes" tells the tale of the kids who didn't quite make the cut. This dramatic take on the characters whose powers were judged completely useless by the Legion. How does Porcupine Pete, whose body is covered in razor sharp quills, handle his first sexual encounter? How does one of Double Header's heads react when the other admits that he is gay? Note: In order to make the characters more appealing, CW executives wanted the subs to work as models and alternative rock band members in order to pay the bills on their clubhouse.
2. Ego, the Living Planet: Network TV has brought us hundreds of doctors, lawyers, and police officers, but never a living planet. "Ego" details the loves, loneliness, and tribulations of the universe's only sentient planet. "Ego is constantly bugging Thor and the Fantastic Four and whoever else he can find, but all he really wants is somebody to care about him," the network's notes explain. CW executives were said to be high on Brian Dennehy or Kirstie Alley to play the part of Ego.
1. Lightning and the Panther: This series would have brought together trailblazing super-heroes Black Lighting and Black Panther, who come from the DC and Marvel universes respectively, as roommates! In a hilarious sitcom billed as "Smallville meets Sanford and Son," the two aging heroes run a junk shop together and reminisce about their days as the first Black super-heroes. The only these cantankerous coots agree on is that modern day African-American heroes who don't use "Black" in their code names have lost their sense of racial pride!
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1st October, 2008
Mug shot reveals what Heather Locklear really looks like
Aging actress Heather Locklear. She always tries to look fantastic in the Hollywood star magazines. But we're finally getting a look at Heather without the makeup. She was incarcerated on suspicion of cruising under the
influence of a controlled substance in the upscale Santa Barbara area over the weekend. She wasn't looking her best at the time of her arrest. After the jump, see the shocking mug shot.
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17th September, 2008
Megan Fox October 2008 GQ Magazine
In the new issue of GQ Magazine Megan Fox admits she once dated a female Russian stripper - but denies she is a lesbian.
Fox confesses that she dated the dancer after she was dumped by a former boyfriend at the age of 18 telling the mag:
”Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man, sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop.
“I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
But Fox denies she is gay adding:
”Look, I’m not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerising. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”
Her issue of the mag has two sultry cover poses – but only one of them comes with the stamp of approval from the Transformers star.
That’s the tongue-across-the-teeth, barely-there-bikini picture gracing the October issue of GQ, in which Fox, 22, makes no apologies about her movie roles.
”If I get stuck doing comic book ?lms for the rest of my life, I’ll be really happy,” she tells the magazine. “I love those types of movies. And I don’t mind being sexy – if it’s a character with a back story and an arc and something progresses.”
Of posing for the magazine, Fox says:
“I am very excited to be involved with GQ, as it is such a great magazine.”
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