23rd October, 2008
Nick Hogan’s Top 5 post-prison promises
Nick Hogan is a free man after 166 days in prison and according to Mom Linda, he's a "changed person." But just what did the 18 year-old C-lister offspring learn during his 166 days in the big house for reckless cruising and DUI? Dateline Hollywood has gotten a copy of a list of promises that Nick Hogan made to himself on his last day in prison in order to try and improve his life:
1. Stop jacking off to pictures of my Mom
Sure it got really lonely in prison with no chicks around and that one big black guy who made me toss his salad every Thursday. And yes, my Mom is super sexy in a slutty Pam Anderson way with those big fake boobs and dyed blond hair and collagen lips and an ass that... Stop it! That's gross, Nick! She's your Mom!
Jacking off to pictures of your own mother is totally nasty and maybe even illegal, no matter how smoking hot she is. I am definitely going to find some porn star who's even hotter then my Mom to jack off too.
2. Start using that Rogaine Dad gave me
I'm only 18 and the way my hairline is receding, I'm gonna have less hair than Dad by the time I'm 21. My roome in prison was always teasing me that he has more hair on his ass than I have on the front of my head. WTF is up with that, God??? No, I promised the pastor in prison I won't get angry at God anymore. I know I need to start using that Rogaine, but it's just so embarrassing. What if one of my friends saw found it? Or a girl?? Or Mom???
3. Pick a network for my reality show
Now that I'm getting out of prison, Mom and Dad say I have to start making money, which is totally unfair. They say I have to make an honest living -- no working at a gas station or the grocery store -- which means I have to decide whether to do my reality show on VH1, E!, or MTV 2.
4. No more jacking off to pictures of my sister Brooke
For reasons, see promise number 1 above. Though this one isn't quite as gross, so I'll let myself jack off my ultra hot slutty sister a few weeks longer until I've totally over Mom.
5. Don't drive a car
Because if TMZ or some other scumbag paparazzi gets a picture of me behind the wheel, they're totally going to make a big deal out of it.
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3rd August, 2008
Shia LaBeouf’s Hand "Crushed"
There are new details about the extent of Shia LaBeouf's hand injury—and they're not pretty.
LaBeouf's left hand was "crushed" in last weekend's rollover car crash, and the young star will require "regular medical supervision until his doctors clear him to return to work," LaBeouf attorney Michael Norris said in a statement Friday.
There was no new timetable for LaBeouf's return to work on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, the big-budget sequel the actor had been shooting. Earlier, pre-"crushed" reports said LaBeouf would be out a month.
A rep for Paramount Pictures, the studio behind the Transformers franchise, told E! News today that "no final decisions have been made" as to whether LaBeouf's injury will be written into the new movie. The studio is prepared to modify its schedule for LaBeouf as needed, the rep said.
Elsewhere, LaBeouf's publicist Melissa Kates declined comment on an Entertainment Tonight report that the 22-year-old had been released from Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
LaBeouf's sick-bay journey began last Sunday when, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, the pickup truck he was driving collided with a motorist running a red light.
"The other driver may have been traveling upwards of 50 mile per hour, and that driver may not have been looking forward at the time of the accident," Norris said.
The other driver and LaBeouf's passenger, Transformers costar Isabel Lucas, sustained minor injuries.
In the days following the crash, authorities went out of their way to note LaBeouf was not at fault. In his statement, Norris thanked "the many concerned citizens who have stepped forward to provide information regarding this collision."
LaBeouf still faces a misdemeanor DUI charge as officers responding to the crash found the injured actor was, the sheriff's department said, "exhibiting obvious signs of intoxication."
The recuperating LaBeouf, late of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, has yet to be arraigned on the charge.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, the sequel to 2007's Transformers, has been set for a June 2009 release.
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30th July, 2008
Cedars-Sinai Medical Center to be turned into celebrity jail
Following the DUI arrest of Shia LaBeouf in Hollywood over the weekend and the treatment of the actor at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, hospital administrators have given the green light to transform the medical facility into a jail. LaBeouf underwent surgery at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for an injured hand. Cedars-Sinai reports that it has been inundated with drunk and injured celebrities and it made sense to simply turn the hospital into a jail. Administrators have been working with the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department for a year now to make the transition. Cedars-Sinai released the following statement:
"The bottom line is that 87 % percent of the people that are admitted into the hospital are celebrities who are either injured from a drunk driving accident or have overdosed on illegal drugs. Either way, they need to be in police custody."
In another development, the city of Malibu is considering turning the beach side community into a Hollywood star detention camp. The city council takes up the issue on August 12th.
Tags: drugs, drunk, dui, hollywood, jail, overdose, photos, style, surgeryPosted at 3:52 am | Comment (0)