20th August, 2008
Jonas Brothers enlist in Marine Corps, shipping to Iraq
The Jonas Brothers got more than a photo op during their visit to the White House yesterday. It turns out the crooning siblings were so inspired by the patriotic spirit that they also signed up for the Marine Corps!
"[Vice President] Dick [Cheney] sat down with us and after we signed autographs for all 17 of his granddaughters, he explained the importance of defeating the terrorists in Iraq before Saddam Hussein's brother Barack becomes president and surrenders," older brother Kevin said while the JoBros posed for a quick photo in their new plumpigues.
Marine Corps officials said the Jonas Brothers will be immediately sent to Iraq after completing basic training. Kevin is expected to be sent on patrols in Basra to find improvised explosive devices, or IEDS, while Joe will manage human waste disposal at a base outside Fallujah and Nick, who is too young for combat, will help with interrogations at Abu Ghraib.
"We've discovered a loophole in the rules for treatment of prisoners that lets a Jonas Brother sing outside a prisoner's cell indefinitely until he talks," a Marine Corps source said.
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