31st July, 2008

Hulk Hogan working as Sean Connery impersonator

Hulk_conneryHulk Hogan is severely hemorrhaging money as he's locked in a bitter battle with his Linda. Sources say he has most of his assets by hiring a team of lawyers not only for his case, but also for his son, Nick, who was jailed for eight months in May for several offenses relating to a car accident. Now Dateline can reveal that Hogan is now working for a star lookalike agency in Florida as a Sean Connery impersonator to help pay his mounting legal bills. He's been hired for parties and birthdays, but according to insiders, he's not very good. One insider tell us:

"I mean, he's got the look and all, but he can't get the voice down. He shows up at a party and instead of asking for a martini or saying 'Bond, James Bond,' Hogan starts yelling, 'Watchya gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?' It doesn't help that he then proceeds to hit people over the head with a steel folding chair."

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