20th September, 2008

Celebrities sue politicians for taking away spotlight

Scoop A group of celebrities is suing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin for taking a significant amount of attention away from them. Obama and Palin have been turning up on the covers of Hollywood star magazines such as People, OK! and The National Enquirer. The celebrities filed the lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court seeking an unspecified amount of money for the damage suffered over the last few weeks.

"They are not celebrities, and they should not be on these covers," said a frustrated Lindsay Lohan.  "I was caught on camera holding hands again with Samantha Ronson further speculating lesbian rumors, but I did not get the cover."

"I was caught with crystal meth, and no cover for me either," said Ryan O'Neal. "I mean, what do I have to do to get on the cover? Kill a tranny hooker? I don't know any trannies, but hypothetically, if I did, is that what I would have to do?"

"It's bad enough they get all of the attention on 'Meet the Press,' do they have take away our covers of OK magazine? I mean, just because Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant and still a teenager and unmarried, doesn't mean she should get all of the attention," said Jamie Lynn Spears.

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