30th July, 2008

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center to be turned into celebrity jail

NewshiaFollowing the arrest of Shia LaBeouf in over the weekend and the treatment of the actor at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, hospital administrators have given the green light to transform the medical facility into a .  LaBeouf underwent at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for an injured hand. Cedars-Sinai reports that it has been inundated with and injured celebrities and it made sense to simply turn the hospital into a . Administrators have been working with the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department for a year now to make the transition. Cedars-Sinai released the following statement:

"The bottom line is that 87 % percent of the people that are admitted into the hospital are celebrities who are either injured from a driving accident or have overdosed on illegal . Either way, they need to be in police custody."

In another development, the city of Malibu is considering turning the beach side community into a star detention camp. The city council takes up the issue on August 12th.

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